Ihate uploading pics now it's a pain in the ass. I managed some but It was way harder. These are some pics of us when younger. Us being Jason Chris and eventually Trista. What's with parents dressing kids to match? and yah I had a talking Alf doll and I miss him horribly.

I slept in till noon today. Was awesome. I thought Tana was going to come over so I didn't bother setting anything to wake me, because she usually just walks into my room yelling. My days are all fucked up this week since I worked Sunday. I thought yesterday was Tuesday all day. I'd write about actual shit but I slept in and need to get my ass in gear.

Damn Ausie's

2:45 am I just finally fall asleep and my cell is ringing. I missed the call and look at the caller ID and it's some strange # I attempt to call back and it's long distance. I'm like what the fuck that must have been a wrong # I go back to bed and it rings again. It's fuckin Eliot. As in Raynna's fuck buddy the hot Australian bar tender, he's asking where Raynna is. I'm like dude its like 3am she's probably sleeping. He can't get ahold of her and is stuck downtown. I'm like take a cab home..."I have no money" well don't you have any credit cards? "no" what the hell. He asks me to try her and call him back. I'm totally out of it still so I'm like fine. I call her back and there's no answer and voice mail is full. I return his call (Long distance mind you) and tell her she's not answering. I don't know what else to do for him. He asks where I live. I'm thinkin nuh uh. I don't know you that well and I'm way far away too bad for you. I felt bad the poor guy had no place to go but honestly if your a bartender and don't usually get off work till 3am ish wouldn't you think ahead on how to get home or arrange to stay with someone? He said he was by Raynna's place. I thought of Sabby. I felt bad for calling her but it's all I could think of. Sorry Sab's I was tired and wanted him off my phone. I told her the scenario and she said fine give him her #. Again long distance call to him to give him sab's #. Why don't people plan for shit. Maybe I'm just smarter then I think. Why he would think of me to call as someone to help him. Do I give off a " I help others" vibe cause I wasn't aware I seemed even approachable yet alone call me up at 3am cause I hardly know you person.

Jason, Chris & Trista e-mailed me today saying they are going to be in town July 9th to 16th. I haven't really mentioned them ever. They are the twin boys I grew up with. I'm 10 days older then them, Trista is 3 yrs younger. They are essentially my siblings. We shared every b-day party from birth till about 12 when they moved to Surrey BC. I spent every weekend and after school at their place. I stayed with them for 2 month summer's out of school till I graduated even. I don't talk to them much during the year but they usually drive out here each summer for a week or so. I try to go out there to visit them as often as possible which isn't often lately. Sorry anyone I had plans with from the 9th to 16th. Any free time they have I'm spending it with them. Everyone takes a back seat when they come into town. Suprisingly they both don't drink much and don't go out and party at all, I call them my book ends because most pics I have of them I'm in the middle. But anyways there's some cute pics of us I thought I'd share.

FUCK YOU FLICKR!!

Man that flickr thing was a pain in my fuckin ass to get up. I need some more pics of the floor crew not just data now I spose. Maybe I'll take some if I come out to Tyler's show on Friday. I'm thinking about it. If someone knows how to get the profile and links and shit back up to the top right hand corner. I just logged on one day and it was at the bottom. I fucked it up some how. I want a cool skin like T's blog..I'm coveting it now...DAMN YOU T!

Today flew by, it was awesome. I finally caught my actual journal up (the hand written one) I wrote in it all fuckin day almost, best day ever. I had quite a few calls for data requests. Infuriating to not be able to help when it's something so so simple...Sorry data is closed..i'd help you but nah. I did however flip actions. Meaning sending data actions to where they're supposed to go. It was slow and It gave me something to do for 10 mins almost wow..

On a totally different note, I hadn't realized I haven't been home in my own bed since Wednesday night. I thought I'd been out two nights in a row and it was actually 3. I attempted to lay down for a bit and It's hard to sleep when you get used to sleeping with someone next to you. Odd how it took me like a month to get used to sleeping alone and like a day to get used to sleeping with someone you're body is fickle.

I did manage not to drink Saturday night. I thought the listening room was lame. Everyone was tired from Thursday and Friday that no one wanted to go out. I even found it hard to get motivated to go anywhere. Chris and I went for like an hour. I was bagged and he was hung over. He wanted to flyer though for Techno in the dark (July 8th you bitches better be there). I just followed him around not knowing what to do, so I just grabbed some and handed them out too. I think he was afraid of leaving me or something like I would feel ditched. I would have been fine standing by myself, I have enough crazy thoughts to entertain myself. Not like I'm the self conscious type.

It was alright though. I think it was definitely the type of event that you should be high or loaded to enjoy yourself. The dome where the light show was, was cool for about 10 mins it was funny seeing 100 teens staring intently not saying a word to each other. I think If I had been drinking or we had went later because we were there like 10:30pm It could have been fun, I just wanted to curl up and sleep though. I met some of Chris's friends they all seem cool. I was tired and attempted to socialize but whatever I'm sure I'll get a chance to actually talk to them another time. I had tickets to go to Seans thing at Sambuca but I just wanted to go home. Sorry Sean.
It was a nice night out and we hit 1st street to drop off more flyers and grab a Soda sandwich. Oh how I have missed you deliciousness. What have I been doing to keep myself so busy I haven't consumed a soda sandwich in months??..I don't know but I shall rectify that error. After I consumed a 5lb sandwich I was KO'd all in all a pretty nice evening.

Tests yay!

I thought I do Jess's Test thingy from her blog

A - Age you lost your virginity? I'm still a virgin..Honest. Or 17 whichever you choose to believe
B - Band listening to right now? This second Mark Farina-Air Farina
C - Dream car? I don't fuckin care. Something pretty with a nice stereo. Or if I had my real choice a Harley.....*froth*
D - Dads name? Uh my biological father I call Spermy. The man I consider my dad...Terry
E - Easiest person to make laugh? My friend Amanda...T's is pretty easy too... (no comments)
F - Food you miss most? How can you miss food..Just go eat it
G - Any encounters with ghosts? Uh I tend not to analyze that shit but I've had 3 creepy instances
H - Person most hated at the moment? I don't HATE anyone. Lots of people I dislike though...Right now I'm not enjoying Veronica because she's annoying the fuck out of me
I - Interesting unknown fact about yourself? Uh...Damn a thinking question. I'm pretty vocal so everyone knows a lot. Oh I have a step sister some where named Marie. I have a gay uncle who has show goats
J - The first letter of the last person who broke your heart? I've never had anyone even mildly hurt me...Yet. I'm the heart breaker so far
K - Kissing with eyes opened or closed? Both depending how I'm feeling
L - Last time you did LSD? Never. I don't do drugs and never have
M - Most memorable moment you can think of in a minute? Fuck I don't know...Eating a sandwich what a lame question
N - Nicknames? I don't have any really. Raynna calls me Mandypants. No one calls me Mandy I fuckin hate that name
O - Are u Opinionated? HAHAHA um...No I would say no I keep my opinions to myself...mmhmm that's it
P - Poison of choice? If you've read this blog at all It's blatantly obvious
Q - The last quote you heard: I'm Batman...And I'm ANGRY
R - What are you allergic to? I might be allergic to wasps..I was bitten once and my finger was the size of a baseball bat. I'm not willing to get bitten again to confirm my theory.
S - Song you sang last? I don't sing
T - Time you woke up? 8am sucked...Then I drifted till about 10
U - Fav. Pair of shoes? My Teva's they're so fuckin comfy
V - Vegetable you hate most? Squash or sweet potatoes if that counts..If not brussell sprouts
W - What are you the most afraid of? I'm not afraid of anything really that I can think of
X - rated love life? Pretty sweet right now actually
Y - Year you were born? 1980
Z - Zodiac sign? Libra and I'm a Monkey

Did you see what GOD just did to me man!

Thursday night went out to Manhattan's once again. I think I might be getting bored of that place. The music was good I was just sorta bored. I got drunk mind you, it took awhile for me to get there. T joined us for the first time...I'm glad it was a tame evening because she looked horrified for hours, and if she had seen us at our best she would be afraid to come out again..She might be anyways. Friday I hung out with Chris all day. I enjoyed it, I actually met his mom and she bought us lunch. She was pretty cool, I was hung over and was attempting to make conversation but I was too tired. Parents always like me eventually anyways I'm not concerned. My mom asked to meet Chris too yesterday...Uh nuh uh. Their way too judgmental lately I'm going to put that one off for as long as possible, because I could be with the perfect guy and they would bitch. I'm tired of them making comments about the even smallest choices I make in general..Enough about that. Besides that was a pretty chill day we rented movies. I don't know why I thought miss congeniality 2 would be ok to watch (points a finger at T accusingly) but it sucked balls, I'm never letting Chris pick movies again...J/K fine fine I chose it and it was a cheese sandwich.

Later on a few people came over we boozed it up, Kandace, Julie and their roommate Tony even popped by. I consumed my entire bottle of Malibu and Chris drank a fuckin 2/6 of Gin to himself. Jess and I had a fuckin blast playing the fuckin drum that Chris owns. We wailed on that thing for an hour at least. I forgot about AJ sleeping in the other room...Or trying to. She appreciated our musical styling's..Her exact words "would you be able to sleep with a fuckin African tribal band drumming outside your door?" Yes was not the right answer I guess. It was my turn too wake up feeling fine and Chris feeling like shit..I like that arrangement better anyways, I hate being hung over. Tonight is the listening room. I'm tired and want to chill but a lot of people are going so It should be fun. I can chill there...No drinking! I'm not drinking this evening!...Really!

Customers interrupting my fun

My day was fun filled let me tell you. I miss data *sniff* I miss sitting and chatting and still getting things accomplished but at my own pace. I wish I could just say to customers could you hold please I'm in the middle of a story IDIOT!!! GOD!!! Or maybe explain to them that I was reading or texting, or doing all the other things I'm not supposed to be doing..And they're petty little fire is interrupting me...I think it would go over well. I might try it.

I look forward to the day I quit and don't need a reference of course. I think I would run through the isle and smack all my co-workers (except you guys of course) in the back of the head, while yelling something profane. I almost guarantee I would be able to get them ALL too...Even though they watched me smack 15 people before I got to them..They would probably stare at me uncomprehendingly and not get that they were about to get hit. Oh Oh I could totally use that what did my 5 fingers say to your face..SLAP!! I bet I could get that new blonde girl 4 times minimum before she understood what was going on, it would be awesome. Zalene too...muahaha. Does anyone know if Zalene reads this because if so let me know and I'll edit her name out....Maybe.

Everyone should come out tomorrow night for Cam and Sabrina's B-day celebration at Manhattan's..$2 shots and $3.75 triples..You know you want to. Scotty-Oh is playing too. This is going to be my first Friday off...It's going to be awesome, I'm very excited about my first Friday not having to work feeling like a bag of smashed assholes..I can chill at home feeling like a bag of smashed assholes!! YAY this may be me

or this

By the way...Anyone want to drive me home? J/K Actually Tana did this once..Only replace that car with a cop car...Good times..I should get her to come out..mmm twice the stomach contents..SWEET! Raynna bring a mop this time!

BORED!!!!

What a fuckin boring day. I woke up and fucked around procrastinating painting. I despise painting for other people now. It's Father's day though and I promised. I was suckered into starting a mural or whatever you want to call it on my dad's garage door (the inside). I started it last Fathers day and have yet to finish it. I swore I would work on it this Fathers day, it made him happy so mission accomplished I guess. It's just going to take so soo long. BOO.... I went over to Michaels though and killed my evening rather thoroughly. We watched hours of DVD's and chatted. It was good times.

Someone sent me an E-mail with some images I thought I'd share.

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Sorry Chris it's over I found the man of my dreams....I could ride that for hours! Kicks your boyfriends ass Kandy... The title of this is fittingly Ara-fat....
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Cutest thing I've ever seen in my whole fucking life. Makes me want to vomit he's so cute. They should probably stop feeding this kitten pie though...
. I found myself in cat form..bitchin! Only I'd have better taste in my Bevy's

quickie

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Tremendous labia

I woke up Friday morning and the first thing I thought was FUCK YOU, I'M NOT WAKING! Then I thought why am I up so early..Oh yah foot appt. I hauled ass to the doctors to make my appt and was actually pretty nervous. It's been like 10 days and I can finally walk normally and not like a fuckin retard, and he's going to put more acid on me.. I'm so not ready. I get in there and he pulls my bandage off and with no regard for pain at all, he's poking and pushing on it..hmming and haaing. Then he says "looks excellent". I reply with "your shitting me, It looks like ass". Then he pulls out some metal tool and actually screws a razor, a fuckin RAZOR onto the end of it. My thoughts must have been apparent on my face, he says "don't worry this is going to hurt like the bloody dickens...Just kidding". I love this guy because of his sense of humour, but when I'm experiencing actual fear for my ability to walk normally again...Don't make fun! He says "look up and pray this doesn't hurt like it should". What an ass..I love him. He actually said I didn't need another treatment. SWEET! I told him how fuckin painful it was and how it felt like he had poured acid onto my foot. He says "that's exactly what it was". No wonder if felt like acid was eating away at my foot, It was totally due to the ACID EATING AWAY AT MY FOOT! Anyways I'm relieved I can still party it up for Michaels B-day.



My last day in data was great. Boring as hell, but great. Jim had made dip for my last day. Sweet Jesus that this is heroin you dip chips into. Caroline also made her cookies. I sat and ate dip & cookies and played spider solitair for 7 hrs. I think I had 3o mins of actual work all day. After work, Courtney, Sabby, Raynna and I headed over to Manhattan's for some cheap drinks before hitting the peeler's. We get there at about 10:30pm. Tana, Riley, AJ, Jim, Ben, Amanda, Sean & Michael are already there. Michael runs to meet us at the door and says to me "I've had 7 shots in 20 mins!" One of THOSE nights I think.

Kandace, Jess, Parker, Tyler & Julie joined us later. I love those guys more and more. I've never met Julie before but she was pretty fuckin awesome. We slammed quite a few shots. Michael asked me to dance with some 50yr old man that was leering by the dance floor. I walked up behind him and grinded him for a bit. Then apparently no one had gotten a picture. So I dragged him onto the floor for a slow song. He was actually kinda creepy so I wandered away to Amanda and danced with her for a bit. We left around midnight, or rather everyone else left around then. Raynna had disappeared so we were out front for a bit. Then a great song came on. I dragged them back in for the song (creepy old dude stared incessantly). D dragged Sabby into the bathroom for a drama filled talk. Ben and I killed time doing another round of shots.

We left only to find a hysterical Raynna. I'm not sure what she was screaming about, but she was pissed and bawling. We all got into Courtneys car and were on our way. I attempted to calm Raynna down she was having none of it. I don't even think she knew what she was upset about. She had left and was waiting by the car for 15 minutes apparently. I had no idea. I assumed she had already gone home or was on her way there. PMS + Drunk = not a good time. We get there and Courtney is pissed about the drama. She's no longer coming and just dropping us off. Raynna is like a faucet and hears this and mid tirade of crying stops and is like "super, Courtney can come over to my house and we'll have popcorn.. It will be great!" I don't ever want to see a mood swing like that again...Unnerving.

As I'm getting out of the car I'm like ok the night is looking up..We're here at least. Sploosh. My foot enters the mud and my shoe remains there. Gross.. I'm laughing and it actually cheered up, because seriously you know it can't get any worse then that. So everyone is already there. All the liquor had all caught up...And I'm loaded. (eating only Dip and cookies knowing you're goign to drink alot is not smart) I made a detour to the bathroom with Julie to clean my shoe, then when I come out I see Michael on the stage. Holy shit! I never thought I'd see it. Shy little Michael who over analyzed everything, and didn't really speak his mind, is on stage in front of a hundred people without a care..he's come so far. I was like a proud parent watching him grind and dry hump that pole. He OWNED that pole. Half the bar was screaming. We even chanted his name as he attempted to swing around it. It was fuckin awesome.

Later I sat on the step in front of our booth because it was packed full. There was a lot of us. Impressive actually. Tyler and I look at Michael and he is staring at nothing and swaying in his seat. We both say..He's not gonna last long. We barely completed our sentence when he gets up and hauls ass to the bathroom. Well that didn't take long. Being a good friend, I gave my cell to Sean and asked him to go get a picture.
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Hot!

The rest of my night was pretty much a blur. I remember Julie telling me about some guy throwing bottle caps at her. I marched over there and gave him shit. Then he was beaking off, I remember saying "I don't care about what you have to say anymore" and walked back to the bar. Noteworthy moments in the night were
1) I had a full frontal view of Kandace's boobies as Tyler lifted her shirt flashing the stripper.

2) I did not learn my lesson from last week witnessing Michael fall while dancing with AJ. So I had Kandace straddling me while I danced around with her. Seeing as how I was drunk enough not to be able to dance well on my own, I dropped her. My only thought as she was falling was SHIT! That's all that I could muster. (sorry Kandace) We both laughed our asses off though.

3) Someone grabbing my boob and saying "your nipples aren't pierced?" I think it was Jess or Kandace, I'm not sure which one. Then we all starting showing each other our nipples. Then Julie being brilliant took a picture of us. I was a little concerned about that this morning. Jess says she deleted it. I don't care about the picture itself. I just want to make sure that if I have boob pictures out there...They have to look good.

4) Walking out of the bar, Julie grabbing all the decorations and streamers off the walls and wrapping them around our necks

5) Talking to Tyler as we exited the bar and some dude screaming angrily about nothing outside. Then he SHOVED Tyler, out of no where. I recall helping him up and being instantly furious. I can only imagine how angry Tyler was. It wasn't even me and I was so pissed off. I was swearing at him while blocking Tyler from lunging at this dude. Mayhem ensued for a good 20 mins. I recall all the girls blocking the guy from getting to Tyler, and blocking Tyler from getting to him. (ironically the same guy I gave shit to earlier) I think Kandace actually kicked him (way to go Kandace) His friends were all yelling various threats such as KEEP OUT OF THIS BITCH. Or GET OUT OF MY FACE CUNT! Etc. All I know is, I was prepared to get my ass handed to me if need be. Good times!

I only really recall holding his hand and not letting him go after the guy. I wondered where all the bouncers were at this time. They all seemed to be staying out of it. Its hard to recall all that occurred due to the amount of liquor in my system at the time. A lot of yelling for a long time waiting for the cops to show up. Tyler ended up inside the club again. I went in to see if I could calm him down. He was pacing and furious. He just picked Tyler at random because he was the only guy coming out of the club at that time, I hate guys like that. Tyler actually punched the wall and made his hand bleed. We kind of laughed about hot much of an asshole the guy was till the cops came. Thank goodness.
6) Sabrina making out with Kandace and Jess...hot

Tyler & Julie
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Ben & Candace

After words we all kind of stood around socializing. I don't think with all the adrenaline anyone was really ready to call it quits. We made vain attempts to find someplace to go. After much talking everyone hopped into cabs and went separately. Ben and I looked at each other as everyone had left. Want to call a cab..I don't have money for a cab do you? No. Well shit...22 blocks (exactly 22)of walking in the pouring rain making jokes and discussing how much walking sucked balls. We got to Jim's like 4am. My foot was pissed off. I was freezing. Why I wore a tank top and a hoody and that's all..I'll never know.

Ben & I after our lovely walk

This morning sucked worse. Not only did I not have a jacket but my hoody & Jeans were soaked. I had some clothes there at least. AJ and I walked to my car at WORK. Another 12 blocks or something. No jacket, no hoody just a shirt I'd borrowed and still in sandals. It was windy as shit, and pouring still. Booo-urns is all I have to say. Wicked night though. Tyler Kandace and Julie...You guys kick ass. I always have bite marks and hickeys to remember you by *sniff* oh wait that shit heals..Oh well.

Morning waste

I hate waking up late. I totally slept in till noon today. I hate wasting my mornings. I planned to go to the gym this morning, and clean my car...so much for that. I wonder why I was so fuckin exhausted. I went over to Michaels last night as usual on Tuesdays. I feel asleep at like 1am. I mean out cold. I had my head in his lap and he actually got up and I didn't wake up.

Yesterday when I was at work I couldn't do any changes in accounts for some reason. I restarted, logged in and out...Nothing. They had actually taken away my data already...Little premature people. I was actually bothered by it. I had honestly believed I would be able to keep my data access on the floor. Not sure why I thought that but I did. Probably because when I was planning to leave the first time they had reassured me I'd have it. Caroline as well has been bitching and bitching about my leaving. It's nice to be wanted, and I know she's kidding. However putting me on a big guilt trip, when I don't really want to leave in the first place is starting to get old.

This day is gonna take forever I can tell already. Days where I don't get to chill by myself for a few hours before work always drag. Least I get to hang out with Chris tonight, which I'm looking forward too. Though he's going to leave for vacation or whatever tomorrow boo to that. I have coffee with T on Thursday night. I haven't gotten to hang out with her in awhile. I feel a little bad about not hanging out with Scott or Jackie in awhile. I called Jackie to invite her to Sylvan. I didn't expect her to come. I just wanted her to know I was thinking of her, especially since she's going through a rough break up. She's the one leaving her boyfriend of 9 yrs.

Friday looks to be getting bigger and bigger. More and more people are gonna show for Michaels B-day, should be awesome. Saturday girls night has changed to be at the Back Alley. Only because the reason we were going to Outlaws in the first place, was because Nicole at work, and Raynna both wanted to go there. Now both are canceling so the rest of us are like...Fuck that! We'll go where we want to now. I should probably get ready for work or some shit

SWEET ASS SWEET, I LOVE MEAT!!

I titled it this because Raynna walks around quoting it all the time. It was her favourite blog title. I'm good for a quote I spose that can be a good thing...

My day went by decently enough. Monday's usually suck balls. Lots of work after the weekend though, way to go people on the floor. Making a lot of actions and not letting me sit on my ass for 8 hours...bitches! It was a drama filled day. Usually that puts me in a bad mood but I vented to enough people that I had a great day regardless. I was stressing about upseting people due to too many events coming up and bad scheduling. It's all sorted now yay. We now have plans to go to Manhattan's Friday nigth, pre-drink then take Michael to the strippers for his B-day. I can't wait to go. I love the strippers..I don't know why. Most girls I know enjoy it...odd but cool.

Saturday is girls night. I was feeling all blah this morning and not looking forward to it AT ALL. Then when I thought I might have to cancel, I really wanted to go all of a sudden. Money wise this weekend I'm not sure hot that's going to work, I'll figure it out. As well how I'm going to manage 7 peoples birthdays, car insurance renewal & the stampede in the next 4 weeks with $50 a week is going to be spectacular. I have faith in myself and my maneuvering, i'll manage. Stop copulating in Sept-Oct people I can't afford it!

On another note I had a long discussion with Sean regarding relationships. I'm amazed at how our lives are exactly the same almost this year. Breakups, rebounds, new relationships. Timing wise it's great because one of us knows what's going on at all times and can explain to the other what to expect or do. I needed some advice. So yah with Sean and Jim & Sabby both putting things in perspective, and everyone giving me their opinion. I've decided...I'm over thinking. HAH that's right I'm the over analyzer for the first time ever. I'm always the person telling people to not analyze and just do. I've been going at this with a mental hang up. I wasn't aware of it but....I have baggage, that's awesome. I've decided to follow my own damn advise. Damn I'm fuckin too smart for my own good. TADA I'm done venting personal shit.. *curtsey curtsey*

So many days to wait till I can throw loonies and naked chicks...go by faster week!

No thinking just drinking!

Sylvan was pretty good. Not wicked but good none the less. We all rushed to get there for noon. We're a very disorganized group when it comes to getting ready for shit. I in particular find it difficult to be anywhere on time. Tana woke me up at 8am to pack and leave. We all went to superstore to get the shit that we were listed to bring. 4 giant watermelons was the items Tana & I had to get. Leaving the superstore a very helpful woman says to me "don't drop one they will be unusable". Thanks tips, I didn't know that if you dropped a 10lb watermelon onto cement you couldn't eat the pieces. It was a long fuckin drive there. I fall asleep at the wheel easy, so I kept myself entertained by screaming lyrics to the radio, the ones I didn't know Tana and I made up. I'm sure Jim and AJ loved it...Who wouldn't?

ADT had rented out a bible camp for the weekend, which is where the 150 people were staying. We get there to do lunch prep and it was pretty much done. Dawn was all in a tizzy and said she thought we weren't going to make it. We had till 12:30 to set up I don't know why she was upset but whatever. We promptly made fun of the religious songs posted on the wall. Walking to our rooms I said "It even smells like Christians". The woman in front of us walking actually turned to look at me. I pretended I didn't notice I was horribly offensive and kept walking.

So we all filled our bottles with booze and decided to hit the water slides. Dejavu almost.... We get to the waterslides...They're closed. CLOSED. Who the fuck closes water slides in June for renovation's. You would think that would be they're busiest time of year. Sucked ass, very disappointing. So we decided to rent paddle boats instead. So we had 3 boats. Sabby & Courtney in one, Jim & AJ, and Tana and I in the last. At least it was nice out, so pretty. I think I was spoiled last weekend with Banff. I appreciated the nature, but not as much as I normally would, when you're away from it for awhile. We had races and Jim totally fuckin cheated that bastard. He actually got out of the boat and pushed just to win.

We stopped at the liquor store and headed back to camp. Sadly enough we all had a nap, yah that's right a nap! Tana, Courtney, Sabby & myself all crashed on the bed in Mine & Tana's room, I'm not sure why but that's where we spent a lot of time. When we woke up we hit the booze.

This was our bar. All new bottles. There was about 1/2 a bottle of vodka left when we were done.

You know those peanut butter marshmallow squares that no one really likes, well I'm not sure how it started but Tana & AJ ended up having a war and kicking the shit out of each other for a good 15 mins, it was hot.

Tana on the floor losing to AJ

Then Jim decided to drop some onto AJ's face. I'm not sure who won really.

At dinner Tana (already drunk) pronounced that if she got out of hand her safety word was 3, and we would say 3 to her and she would stop drinking and go to her room. I attempted to explain that 3 was a number not a word. She's like "the WORD 3!". I'm like as in T-H-R-E-E. She looks all confused and says "that's not even a word, that has three consonants in a row...oh wait..THREE I get it". Afterwards I'm not sure how it ended up as a conversation piece but Tana attempted to spell Potatoes. She started with " P-A-Toes, wait P-A..." After numerous attempts and my eyes watering because she's spitting food and can't spell worth shit she pronounces "I can't spell anything, If I had a calculator I could spell it"

Sabby, Courtney Tana and I went for a walk with our booze in hand. We hung out at the docks for awhile. There was a sauna but upon arrival we read the sign that said it would take 2 to 3 hours to heat up, and there wasn't that much wood there. Tana was LOADED. She was our fuckin entertainment for the night. At the fire pit she grabbed a log that was ON FIRE, and thought it was a good idea to walk the 500 meters back to the sauna and start the fire. She made it about 5 feet while Sabby and I were like "three three Tana!" and she put it back. Then some kid taunted Tana about being too drunk to throw a Frisbee. She then attempted to pick him up, he was the same height as her and she could not walk straight, never mind pick up someone and hang them upside down. Again yelling THREE!! Did little to slow her. (Later discovered the man-handled kid was Ronnie's boy. Yes Ronnie the Midnight Supervisor, eek that could have gone horribly wrong.) Hours later Courtney's witty comment while using her cell phone to take pictures. "Theres a calculator on my phone Tana, do you want to use it to spell potatoes?"

Tana doing her impression of buddy Christ, shortly before grabbing a fiery log.

Later we decided to play drinking games. No one had thought to bring cards so we hit the games room to find something. I found bible trivia....junior addition. I actually squealed. We then set up our bar in the little family area by our rooms. At this point Tana was so drunk she was constantly screaming everything she said. She chased Laura from midnights with a gummy worm while we all yelled THREE THREE! 5 minutes later she was puking outside and passed out, so it all worked out in the end. I was afraid what participating in a drinking game would do to her at this point.

Drunken trivial pursuit is where the night ended. We got kicked out of our area for being loud and took our game upstairs. Both bottles of malibu, and bottle of spiced rum, and two bottles of wine were gone. Courtney actually polished off the the Goldschalger all by herself (I'm so proud). Some tech had joined us named Jason. He was hilarious. Funny answers that I can recall though there were so many, consisted of: What game can put you to sleep? Sabby- "does it make a vibrating noise?". What does the double O in 007 stand for? Courtney - "zero zero?." What are you if your IQ points are lower then 28? Jason - "Calgary Data!" (the actual answer was an idiot..Word for word) Later it turns out Jason didn't even know we all worked for Calgary Data which made it even funnier. I think I read cards for about 2 hours. Any ridiculously stupid answers, I would point at the person and yell drink. Only right answers got to drink we decided. If no one got it, all had to drink. Someone slurring something indecipherable caused me to point at them and yell right answer "drink"! Good times.
PICTURES!!!

Tana & Courtney

Tana AJ & Sabby shortly after our nap.

Sabby pouting & Courtney

Peer pressure at it's finest. Tana giving Courtney a shot speech. Went something like 1. Never smell it 2. Never look at it 3. NEVER SMELL IT just breathe through your mouth and then chug, just drink...Don't think. Then handed her a GLASS of Goldschlager not a shot.

The sign on all bathroom stalls, laughed my ass off.

The actual flushing buttons! I hit brown just to be rebellious and waste water! The toilets alone were worth the trip.

Go to the end of the block then!!!

Wednesday: I had a "foot operation" or that's what my doctors note said anyhow at like 11am. He put some shit on the side of my foot and put a bandage on, took 2 mins. I left the office with my note and I'm like fuck it doesn't hurt, it's irritating but doesn't hurt. I'm thinking hmmm...Doctor's note....Work....Doctor's note....Work. Fuck it, Chris has the day off too, maybe we can chill. Work is boring lately anyhow since all our actions are gone. You can't let a doctor's note go to waste..There's rules! Yah I barely made it off the elevator leaving the office before I called in and said I wasn't coming.

I shopped around a bit, got my hair done and was like 2pm anyways. I couldn't go home because my mom assumed I went to work. To avoid bitching I decided she didn't need to know I didn't go to work. I felt like I was skipping school, parents will never stop scaring you no matter how old. So I went to Tana & AJ's knowing that they both weren't home but whatever..Their shit is my shit and vise versa it's been that way for 12 yrs. That's right, I sauntered in like I owned the place and showered and listened to music. I get out of the shower and Louie one of the 5 cats running around. Jumps on me like he's climbing a fuckin tree. I'm naked and have this cat clinging onto my chest. Fuckin shit. Hurt too.

Yah so I left and met Chris and we hung out at Jim's place all day. We watched Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind..Wicked wicked movie. I have to buy that now damn. We also watched Life Aquatic or whatever it's called. I enjoyed it, I heard it was a bad movie, but I thought it was great. We ordered Lasagna too. Was a great day actually. Unfortunately each hour that passed my foot hurt more and more. If I had gone to work, I would have left anyways. He put acid on me, slow slow burning acid that was eating away at my foot, that's what I've decided it was anyhow. I haven't had pain like that in a long long time. Probably since my major rollerblading wipe out like 4 yrs ago. Poor Chris, I'm fuckin whiney normally, throw in actual pain and I annoy myself.

Thursday:Gong show. That's how my Thursday night was. Was so much fun, I had a fuckin blast. Too too drunk though. I wanted more people to show up for Jim but whatever. It was good times. I did a number of shot's and new I was feeling good and stopped. Then Aj was like I just got here blah blah you have to do a shot with me. I blame Cam though..He's a bad influence. I kept forgetting to get Michael. He's like "get me when you go get another shot", I'd wander up with someone do a shot then he'd be like "what the hell!" Don't expect me to remember things when loaded. I'm a social butterfly and can't even hold a conversation, nevermind remember something someone's says and be expected to act on it.

Courtney brought some friends. One of them was so fuckin high, he danced around the bar alone the entire night. He's like "this music is awesome!" I'm like that's not even the head liner.. He's like what?? He's not? Then he's yelling at Courtney..."We're not going anywhere!" She needs to bring that guy out more often he's pure entertainment. I need an E filled teen wherever I go, just to watch them wander around for my enjoyment...Maybe I'll get a leash. Chris's set was awesome. So so fuckin good. Least our music tastes are similar. It was perfect timing too. Right when I got too drunk to appreciate the music was when Christian Alvarez went on anyways. Who cares I was just there to support Chris and Jim anyways. Chris played my newest fav song for me at the end of his set, he's so sweet (Lemon Jelly, Stay with you, if anyone cares). I crashed again at Jim's place. I should really call it Jim and Chris's place but that hasn't mentally kicked in yet.

Today work flew by. It was the fastest day ever, no clue why. I heard all my drunken escapades from AJ in the morning. Yah I do some stupid shit. I'm not going into details but yah fuckin I hate hitting that drunk stage where you have to be told what you did and have NO recollection. Funny funny shit though. I cried though because my foot hurt so bad. I love emotional drunk stage..blah. I danced around regardless barefoot at the end of the night. I did not care how nasty the floor was, I hurt and glass would not have made any difference as long as I did not have to put my flip flop back on I was fine with it. End of the night..Has anyone seen my flip-flop?...It looks...like a flip-flop goes flipity flop

So yah..I'm home tonight to clean and pack for Sylvan tomorrow. Leaving at 9am...booooo. I hate mornings HATE them. Should be good times. I don't care if it rains all weekend. It will suck balls if I don't get to go to the water slides though. It better stay open. Either way I'll make it fun. It's Tana, AJ, Jim, Sabby, Courtney and myself I'm excited. I'm going to attempt to post more often that way these super long entries wont be so super long.

PS. I found out my new shift when I go back to the floor. 2pm-10pm with Fri,Sat off. BITCHIN. I harassed Elfon for my days off. I was very persistent, It rules getting what you want. I think he feared my nagging if I got shit days off. I love being a bitch (title of this entry refers to another drunken quote which will not be posted)

Precipice of change

I can feel a lot of change coming soon. Ever just know that your life is going to take a huge change of direction? I'm mourning the loss of things already, and I don't even know what I'm about to lose yet. Banff just felt like a finale of some sorts. Sean mentioned it briefly how it felt like things were about to be different. Like a good-bye. I don't know why, but I totally agreed. Which sucks. Since meeting all these new people and changing homes, jobs, friends, scenery and lifestyle I've been the happiest I've probably ever been in my life this year. Like it's my last year of highschool and have so many friends I can't keep count and knowing that I'll lose touch with most of them. Anyhow I'm just rambling.

I'm leaving the data dept that's the first change. June 20th is the date I was given. I'm going back to the floor to make some cash. No more weekends off. No more tight knit crew. You can't get anywhere without sacrificing things is what I've always been taught. So the whirl wind life style I've been living is going to be a medium breeze. I'll always be crazy and do and say shit different then most that's at least one comfort. Not like I won't hang out everyone just not the ridiculous amount that I do now. Booo-urns. Least my "allowance" will go further if If I'm not out gallivanting about all the time.

It's more then that though. Sabby is moving and thinking about changing jobs. Jim won't hang on much after the two of us are gone I'm sure. Outside of them, Jackie a good friend of mine is recently single which hit me harder then I expected. She's been with the same person for 9yrs. I just saw her as sort of a beacon. There was always at least someone who found the right person.
I have a lot more to say on that subject but I'll save that for a more personal written entry later.

I need to pull my head out of my ass and do something with myself. ADT is not going to cut it, I know this. I'm just procrastinating I'm aware. I should go back to school or get a second job too. I want kids too. I don't know where that's going to fit in...But I want them soon, as in the next 3 yrs soon. I don't want to be 30+ having kids. I can't see doing it. I see toddlers and infants and actually ache that I don't have my own. Is that disgusting or what...I know a lot of my friends are not planning to have children, and the ones that are aren't thinking any time soon. Maybe I'm just weird. Anyhow I'm just trying to sort out jumbled thoughts you know how it is.

Long long 3 days

First off Banff was fuckin bitchin...

Friday: we got a late start. We went and picked up booze, and food and off we were. We got there around 4pm. Our cabin was awesome. We dumped our shit and proceeded to open every cupboard and drawer. Fully stocked with everything, it kicked ass. Sean was most excited about having a tea pot and kettle..What that says about him...I'm not sure. We filled our bottles with water and orange juice (gin & tonic/Orange & Malibu) and took a cab into town which is cheaper then taking the bus..Doesn't make sense to me but I wasn't gonna argue. We wandered through the shops. For those that did not know, 22+ yr olds get more excited about candy shops then any other store on the planet sadly enough. Sabby has a candy burger and hotdogs on top of her monitor at work..We found a pizza one! Pizza! Imagine the joy. I was also not aware Banff has the widest Pez dispenser assortment then anyplace else. I found a Hot tamales box bigger then anything I've ever seen...I creamed my pants a little.

Giant Hot Tamales..Sweet Jesus!

Sean with eye-ball candy in his mouth.

We got back to the hotel and the boys bbq'd potatoes & hotdogs..Yes hotdogs. They took the mammoth grill and there was a family that came later with steaks and shit and had to use the smaller grill. Apparently they joked around and gave the guys a hard time teasing them about the hot dogs. Sabby & I ate and then headed for the hot tub. We got in and exclaimed...Sweet Jesus for approx 10 mins till settled. Sabrina would attempt to lay on her back and float..Unfortunately her head is tiny and the jets were pushing her around like bullies, was hilarious. (j/k Bean don't smack me) The boys joined us later, they eat a lot so took longer. We went back and forth from the hot tub to the pool when it got too hot. We were doing hand stands and fooling around, it was a lot of fun. Sabby was pretend synchronized swimming. She'd do a hand stand and come up and exclaim "lalaaaa". So then we all were doing them yelling "lalaaaa".

Our cabin fuckin rules!

Jim & I.....Inappropriate!

Beaner..oddly enough she did not pose for this

Me..Aren't I cute

Sean watching the show

Jim being pimpin..or thinks he is.

Sabby and I went back to the cabin around 10:30pm. It was so soo beautiful out, there was a little path we spotted. So we got dressed and went for a walk. Was stunning. I've never been as content as I was just then, I was full, warm, and Jello like from the hot tub. I was totally awe-struck by the mountains and scenery. We both wished it was brighter out so we could sit and write. (funny it being dark at 11pm..crazy talk) We went back to drag the guys out with us because it was just so fuckin pretty. When we returned we all passed out quickly.

This was our appetizer before dinner which we inhaled in 5 mins or less.

Taken on me and Sab's walk..So fuckin pretty (camera phones don't do justice of course)

Saturday: I woke up to knocking...I opened the door to the two hottest cleaners I have ever laid eyes on..And they had accents (froth). I told them everyone was still crashed so they would have to come back later. Sean made a great breakfast, bacon, eggs & hashbrowns. Jim cracked an "eye opener" as he referred to it as, sabby & I drank pop our version of coffee. I don't think I've ever drank at 11am...tooo early.

Jim's "Eye-openener" at 11am

We hopped in the car and went shopping. We stopped at the banff springs hotel first to check it out. So pretty. We went on a mini hike to spray lake and saw the only deer of the trip. Afterwards we shopped most of the day. Spent way way too much money. I bought a ring with Sabs we've decided since they are both hematite and similar in design..We're married now.
We headed back to our cabin and had 2hrs till dinner. We had a few drinks and did what we all said we'd do..DRUNKEN SLIDING! They only had two slides but they were bitchin. We then went to the sauna and sweat all the booze out. The sauna room echoed so it was 20 mins of whistling the tune from kill bill followed by animal calls. (FYI slides + piercing's = bad)

Banff Springs hotel..gorgeous


Me and Sabby holding hands (which we did most of the weekend)

What happens when you give men a camera

Our view on the bridge at the end of our hike

We got ready and went to the Grizzly house for fondue. Sab's & I have both never had fondue. They brought out salad, was alright, then Cheese fondue (NASTY SHIT YO!) then they brought out the meat. Holy shit sooo good. We got a hot rock & traditional oil fondue. We were all pretty loaded. They brought out the desert....Give me a minute....Oh...Oh.....Sweet Jesus desert. Toblerone chocolate with fruit. When we were out of fruit and there was still chocolate..Sabby & I were dipping our prongs in the chocolate and licking it off. I thought..fuck this and took my drink straw to it. On our way out, we got some pics of the GIANT toblerone bar that you can purchase for $124 10lbs of chocolate. There were some drunk women who took our pics till one fell over a chair, we left to 10 cackling MILF's. Hot...

Our spread, was so dark but whatever you get the jist of it


Dessert...soo good

Sabby taking the straw to the chocolate

When we got back we decided to get loaded and play cards. Jim & I were attempting to teach Sabby and Sean Euchre. I learned three things...1) don't drink a lot and then try to explain complicated, strategic card games to your friends..Who have also drank a lot...It leads no where good. Especially when Sabby is insanely competitive..She didn't care if I was her partner she would out trump my shit to win. 2) Jim & I have excessive knowledge of the game Euchre, wasting way to many brain cells stuffed with euchre strategy. 3) You can't shuffle cards and do the bridge move with missing fingers. Although...Jim should have demonstrated for my entertainment.

Sean bought a small popcorn they said you could put in the microwave We decided to give it a go since it was not our microwave....

Yes this was one of the highlights of the weekend...sad but you would be just as mesmorized

The aftermath...

Sunday: we woke up and packed all our shit. Check out was 11am. We were going to go to the hot springs. We ate breakfast and headed up there. It was the only disappointing thing of the entire trip. What the fuck are they trying to pull. It was pretty much a heated hotel pool outdoors. I want proof that it's an actual "spring" I saw no mountain rocks, no pretty pool, no mountain run off..Shit... I saw a bunch of tourists in a HEATED OUTDOOR POOL! It was pretty though, at least now I can say I've been. I know now that my hotel hot tub kicks the hot springs ass any day. We didn't do the gondola because it was so cloudy you couldn't see much. We went for lunch at some 50's diner and then headed home. On our way out I wanted Starbucks so bad. Sean and Jim grabbed both my arms and wrestled me away..THEN driving home there all like...You're dosing off at the wheel..Poke poke. That's what you get..I hope you all learned your lesson.

The last day our walk around town this morning..

Terms vastly over used throughout the weekend. Sean & Jim said (from Chapelle show)YEAH! WHAT! & OKAY!! (Thanks to Chris..I'll keel you) over and over. As well thanks to my sarcastic comment at princes island park "Dewey labia" is now a common term. We managed to use it at least a dozen times..Especially since it was raining a lot, use of hot tub & pools. Notable comments Jim burned me by telling me to "shutup huge!" which was fuckin hilarious. I'm now chillin at Jim's, avoiding home for a few more hours.

BANFF!!!!

Quick entry while I'm quickly packing for Banff. Wednesday night I went over to Jim's place to watch movies and chill with Chris. Jim was at AJ's so we had the apartment to ourselves which was bitchin. I have a new hate on for that hideabed though. It still beats the toddler bed that's in the spare room however. I spent the night and didn't go to the gym in the morning again... Instead I picked up oil and lights and beer and parked my car. I even called a cab rather then take the bus to work.

I had a lot of fun last night. We went to Manhattan's I shouldn't have because I was supposed to go home and pack. I left my car at my house so my dad could change my oil and fix my headlight and shit, so my car is ready to go to Banff. So I had planned to take the bus after work. So I was procrastinating. Chris offered me a ride home cause he's a sweety. So I went to Manhattan's with NO money. I hate not having money, it sucks balls. Everyone was sweet and bought me drinks, I didn't get loaded but buzzed enough to have a blast. Barney showed up to party with us for a bit. Again the women dragged him into the bathroom for a photo shoot.



He came and went so fast we hardly had a chance to get anyone in them ahhh well.

So Michael was loaded and decided to dance with AJ. As in AJ had her legs wrapped around his back and he was supporting her ass and dancing around. He then proceeded to attempt to JUMP WITH AJ onto the speaker. Was the fuckin funniest shit I've ever witnessed. Needless to say he didn't make it, and ended up flat on his ass with AJ on top of him. I guess he twisted his ankle. I can't stop laughing even thinking about it. I feel bad that he hurt himself but the pain is worth the visual image in my mind anyways. I'm sure he doesn't feel the same. So he's not going to work today. He called this morning and was like I can't put any weight on it....I had to crawl to the washroom. He's like I couldn't hop because without my glasses I couldn't see where I was hopping too..So of course I laughed even harder thinking of him hopping blind and wounded to the crapper. HAHAhaha Oh man...K I'm done. (sorry Michael but god damn!)

Yah I spent the night again at their place. I can't turn down cuddles. I won't see Chris for 3 weekends. Next weekend is Sylvan and the weekend after that he's off camping and shit. So I went there and I was out cold in minutes. Oh well. I'm running around this morning very disorganized trying to pack and bring food and film and get gas etc. I should get a move on actually....YAY BANFF