My New Skin

T helped me change my Blogger Skin. It still needs a lot of work I know. But at least it's cute. Let me know what you don't like and I will tell you that I don't care...then work on it.

Woe Is Me

So as you all know I ordered a computer. First I tried to order it months and months ago when everyone else did. However I was on probation at work for something that everyone else also did but I was singled out... Then I watch Jim, Sabby, Raynna, Michael and Chris all get computers while I get more bitter as each week goes by,I'll be bitter for all time about it but anyhoo. I finally got the check I sent it to Dell Feb 16th I put it in the mailbox YAY. 3 weeks went by I never heard or saw anything. I finally got a call from them saying they cancelled my order because they never got the check. I had to get Elana in HR to put a trace on it. She gets back to me a week later to tell me they cashed in Feb 22nd. Those fuckers cashed it weeks before they called to tell me they didn't have it. So I'm like fine here's when it was cashed. She's all apologetic and my order will be shipped asap.

3 more weeks go by... I called them yesterday where the fuck is it?? She states they cancelled my order again. I flipped out. I was nice about it but I flipped regardless. They needed the check # of the check they cashed over a month ago. I'm like you have the money send it! I had to call Elana to get the check # to give to them. Why did they not call me before canceling it? GRRRR so I got her voicemail, I said here's the check # you send it like express mail at no cost to me I want it like TOMORROW! I was woken up by Purolator pounding on my door this morning. I'm rushing out there thinking YAY YAY my computer!! I get one small box.... The happy ending to this tale....Me and my power bar are going to spend the day together just chillin.

Meaning?

So I've been having re-occurring dreams for months now, this sounds ridiculous but they are about fish, they feel like a nightmare but when describing it it's not scary. I think it's just how frantic I feel in them. I'm talking at least a dozen nights in the last few months. It's never my actual fish that I own or even my tank just a tank, and various fish. In my dream I own them though. I've had had numerous variations so they are never the exact same dream. (I honestly don't care about fish that much just so you know)

It has no beginning or end just I'll notice either multiple fish have jumped out of my tank and are flopping on the ground and I have to scoop them back into it and more jump out. Or like the glass wall at the back is missing, the water somehow just floats in the shape of the tank but the fish keep swimming out of the water. So again I'm rescuing them. Sometimes they like just float away and I have to save them. Other variations of the dream are I'll notice someone has put one of the fish in a container of ice or something. I freak out and try to make the temperature right. Or sometimes the temperature will be boiling in the tank and I have to cool it off. Or I'll have dozens of fish in the tank but they aren't supposed to live together. So I have to save the tropical fish from the aggressive fish or they'll get eaten. Or I've dumped baby fish in the tank and when they grow up there all varying types of fish that don't belong together. Like I'll have Siamese fighting fish in the tank together and other fish are eating them. So I'll take them out and put them in a separate container and they'll jump out. It's sounds ridiculous but at the time I'm frantic trying to save these fuckin fish.

The odd part is, I'm not scared of the fish dying or anything while I'm panicking. If I'm not scared of the fish dying in the dream, why the fuck am I so frantic? Who the fuck cares they are just fish!! I wouldn't get as upset as I am in the dreams if it were to happen in real life. A fish dies...Oh well. I'm just fuckin sick of these dreams they are annoying me. The only thing I can think of meaning wise, is like maybe it's some sort of lame responsibility meaning or some fuckin people relying on me and having to save them or some shit. I have no clue. If it's some sort of subconscious fear I'm obviously not getting the message. Maybe I just need to not have a fish tank. Whatever. It's come to the point where I have to go to sleep watching a movie so that I'll dream about what's in the movie rather then some sort of fuckin fish dream.

I'm having a hard time sleeping because my room smells like someone lit 100 different scented candles, combining into one GIANORMOUS overpowering odor that has no description or describable smell and it's seeping into every pore and crevice in my room and body biding it's time till it can take over my home.....then the city...then the world, Oh the humanity!!! (but seriously if fuckin reaks in here)

ps. I'm excited because it's St.paddy's day tomorrow and I'm going to get drunk! Who's with me!?

My story about nothing

So it's 3am and my mind is in overdrive. I'm thinking about everything and nothing. I was watching a cute movie with the feel good expected ending, eating my box of 20 timbits which was like winning the lottery because I asked AND only paid for 10! YAY! So anyways while debating which timbit to pop into my mouth ,ironic I ate the good ones so I'm stuck with two types really not much of debate. I swear those donut girls can sense what you don't like so they will fill 75% of your "assorted" order with the one and only kind of donut you don't enjoy. (BTW I'm so sick and full of sugar I'm dying at this point and still they are just sitting in front of my taunting me with a donut I don't even care for and STILL I'm shoving them in my mouth)

Where was I...Right when suddenly my power went out. I froze staring in the darkness and hearing my fish tank water drain out of the filter. I panicked for a split second about them getting too cold. How ridiculous your thoughts are when thrown into darkness. Then I think seriously how long would it take for my tank to start cooling off? My whole evenings plans were thrown into turmoil. My sitting watching a movie I don't ever care about, eating donuts I don't even like and certainly don't need or want was just thrown out the window!!

What do you do when in the dark you go for your room. I flicked open my cell phone and guided my way through a home I've lived in all my life but still feel the need to have to see to get around the obstacles that I know aren't there. I'm proud of myself for being so resourceful. I lit every candle I had in my bedroom. I'm filled with excitement for actually needing these useless pretty/smelly candles that you feel obligated and obsessed about buying but never light. I look around and I have god knows how many candles. Who the fuck needs this many fuckin candles? I could have lit every house in the neighborhood with the lighting in my room. Remind me to give away or throw some candles away tomorrow please people.

I'm filled with a need to do everything I can't and wouldn't ever care about if I had electricity. Everything I want to do I can't. Everything I can do I'm struck with how boring that would be. I'm like I could read...ew no..I want to play on the computer!...I could paint or draw...booo that's boring...I want to watch my DVD's ! (that I've owned for years and never watched but I'm filled with the longing to watch them right this minute because I don't have the ability to!!) It's 2am but sleeping is apparently not an option in a dark quiet room.

I decided to put on my mp3 player and dance around and clean my disgusting room because I'm a procrastinator. Yah that's what I did. So 45 mins in some of my candles blew out because I jumped around like an idiot causing wind, but whatever. Suddenly my room was filled with light and my TV turned on in the other room. I was almost disappointed then I thought yay I can do all those things I really wanted to do now. So I threw my earphones off, dropped the laundry mid folding and rushed to the other room.....And sat in front of my timbit box to decide which one I'm going to eat while hitting play......THE END

FINALLY I HAVE GONORRHEA

Who fuckin knew that I was an adult. Why did it sneak up on me so fast. I realized how adult like I am when I swung by the bank to pay a parking ticket and discuss my rrsp's with my financial advisor. Yah that's right I have a financial advisor! I still don't know anything about interest and investment risk options and blahdity blah etc but whatever. To stick with my new adult like behavior Tana and I went out to buy a baby name book. It was like 25,000 names....dear god... we went to Starbucks got coffee's and made it to D before we both were like are you bored...I'm fuckin bored, let's go to Wal-Mart. Then at Wal-Mart we looked at baby clothes and things she'll need and ended up in the fuckin fabric section where she bought wool to knit a blanket. Fuck this shit. I'm going to be talking about this baby for the next 7th months. She is so so convinced it's a boy she even bought boy clothes already. Its the size of a peanut and has a better wardrobe then me.

When we were discussing names and we were making fun of some of the more squishy ones (squishy means retarded in my world) we went on this rant about the name Blaise. I'm like if you name it Blaise you're going to have to teach it how to fight, and get it a swrod. Then she yelled something like "I'm going to blaise my sword up your ass! HIYA" We had such out bursts or mini rants about a dozen names, when I realized how inappropriate we still are I mentioned dear god and you're going to be a mom and raise a baby...She's like shutup and your going to help me, this baby is doomed.

On other non adult like behavior, Sabrina and I dragged Raynna to the Discovery Hut(a toy store) while at the mall today. Ever seen 3 mid 20 year olds run around like a bunch of fuckin kids. They have this bin at the front cashier that Sabby and I saw last week. It's full of small stuffed toys that are large cartoon bacteria or viruses. They have common cold, flu, mad cow, African sleeping sickness, Mono, bad breath, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Hepatitus etc I was so excited when I saw the gonorrhea I was yelling I WANT GONORRHEA. http://www.giantmicrobes.com/ Anyone who knows AJ Tana and Myself. We've all been answering the phone Gonorrhea or sometimes Syphilis instead of hello for years now, I think Tana started it or AJ I'm not sure but anyway the word has special meaning to me. So fucking right I bought it. I also got a skull that you squish and the eye inflates clear like a window with worms in it which I think is adorable (I'm odd and fine with it). Sabrina mentioned Darth Tater to Raynna and she was shoving people out of her way trying to see it. If there had been actual children in the store she would have trampled them to witness the awe inspiring Star Wars Mr. Potato head. It was about an hour of us yelling eachothers names "COME LOOK AT THIS, WOW NO YOU COME LOOK AT THIS" while running to the person with the object in our hand to show. Yah that's right we're adults now.

Pushing Raynna's Buttons

Ultraviolet

I still love Milla Jovovich however I witnessed the worst movie I have ever had to endure. I've never walked out of a theatre but I wanted to leave this one, and would have If others were not with me. I knew it would probably not be a great movie but it would be worth it to ogle Milla for $11....Wrong. It was cheese with no plot and my god I can't even put it into words. I want everyone to witness it just so they can be exposed to it like I was. I can not even fathom that Hollywood and the film industry has sunk so low. I knew they were trash but this is insulting to call entertainment. Congratulations I have a new worst movie.

In other news, I had a lot riding on the Oscars with a bet Raynna and I placed for best movie. I said Crash and she swore that Brokeback would win. I haven't seen either however I just like to argue with Raynna and push her buttons. The point of this paragraph is that I was right and she was not and it's payday! Oh yah our wager consisted of Kraft dinner spirals and BLUE koolaid she'll suffer that loss for awhile.