Spent my weekend high

So Friday I woke up with a cold. I self medicated myself up the wazoo...That's right and medicating up there is just damn uncomfortable. I spent the night at Chris's house and my tylenol cold & flu night time I took wasn't helping so I had some cold-fx which they say has no medicinal ingredients really so I thought mixing them was fine..Still nothing then Chris mentions he has benadril (sp?) so yeah two tablespoons it says for children and adults I thought for children too? That won't really do much. So I shoot them like shots at the bar and go back to bed. I was laying there and not even 2 minutes later I was like..Sweet Jesus why have I never laid in this position before?!?..This is the most comfortable position I've ever been in! For ten minutes I marvel about how comfortable I am (It was a standard sleeping position but whatever). Then I think...Why am I getting so skinny? I can feel my stomach getting smaller..No wait a minute...I'm sinking..I'm sinking into the bed...I wonder if Chris will notice? The rational part of me started to speak up, protesting that I can't be IN the bed... I then realize I'm FUCKED UP. It was only like a 5 minute battle before I was unconscious. Ever played tetris mentally in your head while high on cold medication? It was some crazy tetris/sorting mail dream. For hours I sorted mail in tetris like shapes.

Saturday night I was checking my bank account and noticed I have and extra $1000 WTF? I'm assuming it came from Vacation on my overtime at ADT for the year. That's the only explanation but it didn't say adt deposit which it always does. Never question money that appears in your acct..When you question it, other people will question it and then it will go away. So sweet ass. I have seriously $2000 + and have nothing to spend it on. I tried though. AJ and I went down 17th today I bought some sweet as skull shit at Plan B. Plan B kicks Blaine betty's ass sorry AJ. No worries I will do the responsible thing and put half on my visa and the rest in my RRSP but not till after the weekend shopping of course. I might have to blow some at the casino too just $100 cause I got my GST check as well and roulette is just to damn much fun.

Mentally slapping dumb twats

So because I'm on midnights and no one is really awake when I am. I've been burning through DVD and seasons of TV DVD's like mad, it's sad that when I complete a season I have an odd sense of accomplishment, like I have a mental check list of everything I need/want to see. Anyways for some reason my limewire has stopped working. I used to DL all the TV shows I missed because I'm not home etc, that and it's been so long since I've recorded anything I doubt I could work the VCR. So yah for some reason when I click on limewire it takes me to this website where it like wants me to legitimately pay for DL...pfft fuck that! So T suggested I check out tv.peekvid.com which is awesome truly. You just click on the show you want to watch and it just PLAYS, no downloading...Just instant gratification. It's like picking the reruns I want to watch on TV or like having my own private TV station. There's even a few episodes of eerie indiana and Jem on there....*froth*. Unfortunately people have to submit the videos so there are not very many completed seasons but still... I'm enjoying it, It should have more MORE! But I still need to find a new place to DL shows and music so let me know what you people are using please.

At work I had to bid on a new position, bidding and union crap is all new to me but seniority is all I hear about. So everyone in the company has to bid on a shift and where they want it. I'm still technically only part-time though I work full-time hours so I could only bid on part-time positions. I really really didn't want to have to go back to the plant which is way the fuck by the airport. So anyhow the results came in today and I got my first pick. So I'm staying where I am, the best part and the reason I'm even sharing this is because this east indian CUNT that I work with did not get to stay she's getting shipped off somewhere else. FUCK I HATE HER. Every day I just want to punch her in the twat and spit in her face. She thinks she's clever but I've never met someone so far off the human spectrum of intelligence. She's like I'm going to the washroom hours before we're done work and never comes back, thinking she's pulled one over on us. What a tool. (needless to say I made sure I reported it at the end of the week so she'd get in trouble AND lose the hours of pay) She also believes everything she reads, and tells me inane stories. I feel like my brain is going to explode when she opens her mouth. Just to give you examples...She will tap me on the shoulder to get my attention when I have my headphones in and tell me ridiculous things...Such as "I'm bleeding very heavily today" mmhmm thanks WTF?!? Or waving all excitedly to get my attention to show me one of the publisher clearing house letters that state you've won a lot of money and she says to me.."Can you believe it? They are going to be so happy when they get this". I have never mentally slapped someone in the face as often as I do her. If the new girl that replaces her has a single brain cell I'll be praising god for making my life better. One more fucking day and I'm free! That's my rant.

WHERE THE FUCK DID THE STAPLER COME FROM!?!

Last night was Jim's b-day. I decided to drink myself into oblivion...Mission accomplished! We bought Jim some nasty b-day shots including a prairie fire, a blow job, jagameister, lemon drops, and zambuca. We left the station and decided fuck it it's still early and went to the Rhino. I don't recall a lot of the Rhino. I know AJ and I spent a significant amount of time at the bar doing shots with one of JD's friends and started yelling at the bartender ORLANDO!!! Because he had a pony tail which we insisted made him look like Orlando bloom, though this man was neither attractive or had an accent. I also recall Jim trying to staple my face. Where does one find a fucking stapler in a club? WTF??

Anyhoo I don't remember leaving or getting my coat or anything after close for that matter. I do have vague recollections of dancing and having a hard time concentrating pushing the buttons to get into Chris's building and thinking fuck I'm drunk cause pushing 3 numbers took me probably 5 minutes. The rest is blank. I woke up thinking I had passed out immediately upon entering the apartment. Not the case I was informed this morning, I had been crying cause Chris may be going on tour for a month. I was telling him hot women will throw themselves at him, which he replied it was a BB king tour the only women that will probably go to it will be 70yr old black women...Which my reply as sobbing was.. SOME OF THEM MIGHT BE HOT and continuing my rant. I had every intention of making Chris put out as well and actually apologized for passing out when I woke up. Then I was informed he had. ZERO recollection. Good times! And AJ woke up with the mysterious stapler in her purse...? This will bother me more then the other two mysteries that plague my life...The first being why the fuck did that black guy give us money to go through the drive through at McDonald's and buy his food when the McDonald's was open?! And two was that a man or a woman in the video store that day?!! (who I chased around incidentally and "it" kept turning around the second I was ready to see "its" face)